Goodies for the Oldies #3
1 min readMay 10, 2022
Have a Debate
Query the placement of the apostrophe in, “Old Folk’s Home”.
Brits can tear out what remains of dissenters’ hair.
Have a Stand-up Comedy Night
Only people in wheelchairs may register.
See how long the participant can stand before falling.
The audience may laugh when it is established that no hips have been broken.
Play Traffic Cop
Nominate one dude to stand in the corridor, naked.
When Mary totters along on her mobility aid, the nude dude holds up his hand like a cop and yells, “Stop!”
The dude explains that it is a random breath test.
He instructs Mary to blow into his breathalyzer.
Organise a Panty Raid
After lights out, men take a large carry bag and sneak into ladies’ rooms.
When five pairs of knickers have been collected, construct a tent in the common room.
Invite the ladies to play pretend camping.
